Ok so… this is Tom Hiddleston, from the audiobook “The Red Necklance”.
"I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?"
I know it’s hard, but keep breathing girls.
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
Rule of a gentleman.
this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE
This makes me wanna cry
What a gentleman<3
I just died… :’) that was cute -cries-
Im reblogging again, Cant stop smiling <3
boys: take notes
THIS IS AMAZING
I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird.
This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or show fluffy kittens because they supposedly will make you happy. THIS POST has made me happier than any other post that was meant to make me happy ever has.
SOMEONE GIFED IT YES
I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR THIS THANKYOU
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART BECAUSE WTF ALEX HAHAHAHA
sometimes i get disappointed because i never really had those really cool teenage moments such as going to tons of parties, getting a new car for your birthday, being asked out or winning any awards, being asked to prom in a cute way or being popular and having lots of people like you or anything, spending the weeks in the city and going to concerts all the time. i’m just here, chillin
A fan narration of Augustus Waters’s letter to Peter Van Houten.
can i please marry your voice
holy shit that made me cry more than the book did
just….just, wow…. you sound like I thought Augustus woud sound…. that’s weird yet aso amazing
oh my god yes please
GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,
you are in love or lonely,
and I don’t know which one is worse.
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
i will never not reblog this
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
FOREVER FCKN REBLOG
ive meet the man who did this!
this is amazing